What the Blog?

So obviously I've started blogging. Why have I started blogging? Well, because Andrew told me to. Who is Andrew? This is Andrew. And truth be told, I've kind of always wanted to start a blog and have just never had the little shove to do so. Therefore, thanks Andrew for shoving me into the blogosphere. I didn't even know how much I wanted to be here, actually, until I was pushed out into the cybertraffic. I will try to make you proud.

And so now I think about what I should write about....

....do I write about how frustrated I am with how Gillian chose Ed (who wears absurdly short green swim trunks) over Kipton (whose name I can't spell but it doesn't matter because he is so way hot)?

....do I write about how territorial I get when non-Springville/Mapleton residents complain about our traffic and freeway construction?

....do I write about my recent confusing observation of law enforcement shaving their heads to possibly look tough?

....or do I write about my not-so-secret love for chicken McNuggets?

Truly, the possibilities are endless and the wheels are spinning. I have no idea where to begin.